Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Jokes Heard around the Mad-House

Hee Hee Haa Haa Hoo Hoo - life in the Mad-House! Sometimes we work so hard - it's time to take a moment and laugh.

"Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too." as told by Mr. Freeze

"Doc I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. "
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
as told by The Joker

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh." as told by Scarecrow

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' .......So that was nice." as said by Harlie Quinn

1 comment:

  1. I like the Parking Fine one. I think I'll make a color comic of it. Thanks. http://newhorizons.hubpages.com/hub/Color-Comics

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